"Alright Samantha, is there any chance that you might be pregnant?"
"No I'm a virgin."
"Ok, well here, go pee in this."
..."ooookay."
An hour or so later
"Well Samantha we got your test results back."
"AM I PREGNANT!?!?!?!"
"No."
"PHEW!" *big sigh and forehead wipe*
Not really bad service, just WTF?
