I work at a bookstore.
At the time this happened, we had a rather quirky manager, and that night his quirks called for him to order pizza for everyone. Yay, impromptu pizza party! We were all looking forward to it. For a long time.
About an hour and a half after the boss ordered, he got a call from the delivery man, who had to admit that he had gotten lost on the way to the store.
That was an interesting development.
You see, the place he ordered from is on the road behind the store, about a block away. If he had thrown the box hard enough, he may have gotten it on our roof.