I really don't care that some employee called Angela called you at 4:30 this morning to explain she wouldn't be in to work today because 'Daniel bashed her.' I don't care that your co-workers apparently hate her too, and I don't care about how you're going to make her next shift shitty because "the bitch" left you in the lurch.
Shut up, and give me my sandwich. Eye contact and a brief break from your bitching session to say "enjoy" or "have a nice day" would've really been appreciated.
I'm so fucking glad I don't work for you!