I realize you work a difficult, stressful job with long hours and have to deal with people that treat you like shit and yell at you and that you do not have what could even remotely be called an 'easy' job. However, if you feel the need to bitch about people that order diet sodas as opposed to regular ones:
Just SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT ALREADY.
For all you know, I could be diabetic. For all you know, I could have some sort of allergy that requires me to avoid regular drinks. For all you know, I have sensitive TEETH. For all YOU KNOW, I might, just MIGHT FUCKING LIKE THE FUCKING *TASTE* OF DIET SODA BETTER THAN THE REGULAR SHIT.
NO, I do NOT scamper around merrily tra-la-fucking-la-de-da thinking 'Oh GEE, this has ZERO CALORIES SO I'M GONNA LOSE WEIGHT BY DRINKING IT LOLOMG!!!1!eleven!!!!!1'. I *REALIZE* that this is PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE. For *MYSELF*, I can't stand regular soda. It's too goddamned sweet, and I don't feel like sucking down a shitload of syrupy muck with my food.
My question to YOU is: Why the FUCK DO YOU CARE? What the hell is your problem? WHY do you have a problem with this? It's absolutely NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS WHAT THE FUCK I ORDER, what YOUR business is is GETTING ME MY GODDAMNED ORDER. What DIFFERENCE does it make what kind of fucking SODA I order? IT COMES OUT OF THE SAME GODDAMNED MACHINE AND IT'S NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU SOME SORT OF HORRIBLE DISEASE IF YOU HAVE TO SERVE IT YOU COMPLETELY IGNORANT TWATS.
What I choose to do with *MY* diet is *MY* business, NOT YOURS. What I choose to order is *MY* business, *NOT YOURS*. Quite FRANKLY, I don't see where the fuck you come in bitching about people that order diet drinks - WHY IS THIS A CONCERN FOR YOU? Do you honestly have some sort of rabid PROBLEM with getting someone a diet soda as opposed to a regular one? Do you even REALIZE that this is the employee equivalent of 'oh hey, that didn't ring up, it's free, right? HAR HAR'?
I hear it *all the fucking time*. I am *so sick* of hearing it. I have no idea why anyone in their right mind would be so completely goddamned vapid as to complain about getting someone one goddamned soda as opposed to another. It makes about as much sense to me as complaining about someone ordering a fucking SPRITE instead of a COKE.
I swear to fucking god, the next person that says 'Oh you realize you're not going to get any thinner if you drink that and still eat all that food, right? Haha' and implies that I am somehow IGNORANT OF THIS VERY SIMPLE FACT is going to get a cheerful 'You realize you're working a fucking dead-end job for little to no pay and aren't really going to anywhere career-wise out of it and probably don't even make a quarter of my monthly salary, right? Haha' and a graciously extended middle finger as I walk out the door and find someplace with people that are actually POLITE - because quite frankly, what you choose to do for a living is about as much *MY* business as my choice in drinks is YOURS.
Thank you, and have a nice fucking day.