Im sitting here listening to them talk about their health ailments while making themselves comfortable on my couch without being offered a seat. seriously WTF fix my shit and get your wifeys OUT.
EDIT: One wifey took her coat off, and laid it on my damn coffee table. SERIOUSLY im glad I could play host to your damn senior reunion in my living room. Quit talking about how fat my cat is and how he needs a good brushing. Infact, QUIT TALKING ALL TOGETHER.