Aeire (aeire) wrote in bad_service,
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And now:

To the lovely person from that charity organization that called at 9pm to ask if I wanted to give money to your police sports program for underpriviledged children:

I am sorry about that long awkward pause that occured after I said I wasn't interested and you followed with 'But ma'am, it's for kids - don't you like KIDS?'.

You see, I was trying to decide between:

"With a white wine sauce, yes"

"Only if they're the bacon-flavoured ones, the sour cream and chive ones give me gas"

"I JUST GAVE BIRTH TO QUINTUPLETS, HAVEN'T I DONE ENOUGH?! *hysterical sobbing*"

"That depends, how good are they at scrubbing floors?"

"Wait, you're selling children now?"

- and about thirty or forty other choices at the same time, and it temporarily shorted out my brain; hence the rather lame 'Wow, hey, look, you're better than my mom at this guilt trip thing, but I'm really not interested'.
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