I am sorry about that long awkward pause that occured after I said I wasn't interested and you followed with 'But ma'am, it's for kids - don't you like KIDS?'.
You see, I was trying to decide between:
"With a white wine sauce, yes"
"Only if they're the bacon-flavoured ones, the sour cream and chive ones give me gas"
"I JUST GAVE BIRTH TO QUINTUPLETS, HAVEN'T I DONE ENOUGH?! *hysterical sobbing*"
"That depends, how good are they at scrubbing floors?"
"Wait, you're selling children now?"
- and about thirty or forty other choices at the same time, and it temporarily shorted out my brain; hence the rather lame 'Wow, hey, look, you're better than my mom at this guilt trip thing, but I'm really not interested'.