All I wanted was a stupid pizza. And I had coupons. Okay.
Them: Pizza Hut, how may I help you?
Me: Yes, I'd like to place an order.
Them: Address?
Me: -I give my address-
Them: Okay, so that's.. -they repeat back to me something that sounds nothing like my street name-
Me: No. -I say my street name again-
Them: -they repeat back the thing that sounds nothing like my street name-
Me: -getting angry, I spell out the street name-
Them: -once again, repeats back something that sounds nothing like my street name-
Me: No. ----- Street. -----. -----. Street.
Them: -finally gets it right- Okay, what would you like to order?
Me: I have a coupon, it says that I can order a pizza at normal price and get another one for four dollars. (this comes to about twelve dollars)
Them: Okay, that'll be $18.99.
Me: No, I have the coupon.
Them: We don't take coupons.
Me: Why?
Them: We don't do that.
Urgh. I finally gave up on using my coupon and just ordered a pizza at regular price. Now I just hope they can find our house..
EDIT: Yeah, they called a few minutes ago. They got the street wrong.
(crossposted to mock_the_stupid)