In reality, though, it went more like this:
Me: Hi, I w--
Hardees Lady: Here, or to go?
Me: Uh, to go. *pause, look up at menu, reorganize my thoughts* Can I have a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit, and a--
HL: You want the combo?
Me: *blink* No. I also want a small--
HL: *turns around and shouts to cook* I NEED A BACON, EGG, AND CHEESE! *turns back around and waits*
Me: ...and a small hash round.
HL: *totals order, takes money, goes to get food*
Me: *wtf and hurries out*
Good god, woman. Shut the hell up and I will tell you exactly what I want!
Gah.
