I am a regular customer at the local neighborhood subway. This morning I stopped in for the usual after shopping at walmart. *shudder*
Anyway the staff pretty much know me and the girl behind the counter greeted me and all was great. She knew what I wanted and confirmed it with "the usual?" :)
I politely smiled and said yes.
She started making my breakfast deli sandwiches and asked if I was working today.
I replied "No, it's my day off. I just figured I would pick up breakfast before going home to clean my house."
She replied "I'll clean your house." *smile*
I was kind of speechless and there was an awkward silence. I'm old enough to be this girl's father. She is rather sweet but should be a little more careful. I could be a psycho. ;-p