I do appreciate you taking time out of your incredibly
busy schedule to promote your new favorite book and tell
me that it will enlighten me while completely ignoring
my issues and cutting me off. Also, I would like to congratulate
you on making $85 off of your 35 minute bookfest.
Really. I don't come to you to be listened to! I don't need
that! What I need, as you must already know, is for you
to tell me what to read and how many pills I should take.