It's either:
*I order two apple pies and they give me NONE
*I order two apple pies and they give me ONE (and charge me 89c)
*I order two apple pies, they give me NONE, charge me $1 and then by the time I realize I have no pies, I'm already home
*I order two apple pies, they give me one, then tell me I have to wait 20 minutes for them to make more. I say nevermind, I'll just take the one, then they charge me 89c instead of 50c.
*The pies are almost burnt
*They have "run out of pies for the night"
*The pies are colder than my soda
All this has only made me appreciate the precious few pies that are done correctly. Just for once, I'd like to see them screw up in my favor.