When the cashier finished scanning the items she told the lady the total and the lady paid with debit. While the woman was paying, the cashier slowly took out a paper flower sleeve to wrap the flowers. OMG!!!! She was so slow I just wanted to smack her! Then after she got the god damn flowers in the sleeve she sauntered away to go and find tape! The lady customer stood there looking bewildered and in my head I was thinking (WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL HER NOT TO BOTHER?!) I mean the flowers were already wrapped in friggin plastic!!! The lady looked at me and shrugged.
I left the line to see if the other cashier was busy. I left my stuff behind because no one else was behind me. A customer service cashier seen me getting frustrated as I paced the row of close cashiers. She spoke out and said "She will be right with you!" I went back to the till and waited for this slower-then-a-slug cashier to return.
She sauntered back over(me laughing at this point & shaking my head) and put the flowers on a cart along with the other lady's stuff. Then slowly gave her her receipt. By then 3 or 4 other people were behind me. By then I was so pissed thinking (EXPRESS MY ASS!!!) I gave my membership card and she scanned it then my stuff...SLOWLY!!!! OMG! I just wanted to go behind the til and do it myself!!!! I paid and got the hell out of the store!!!
As I left the store I "SAW" my neighbor (who works there) and I said "You know...if that hag on the express line went any fucking faster she would be going backwards!!!!" She busted up laughing and told me that EVERYONE complains how slow she is! NO FUCKING KIDDING! Why put her on express let alone any other til if she gets so many complaints?!
*edited for the grammar police! OH NO!!!!!*