It was about 9pm on a weekday. Not prime dining hour, but they were open till 11. Plenty of time.
My boyfriend and I walk in.. We waited 10 minutes to be greeted and tabled. We coughed. We talked to each other. Nobody comes.
I break out my cell phone, called directory assistance, got their number, and called. Someone answered a phone in the back.
We all laughed at the ridiculousness.