me "Excuse me, these pies are burnt
McDrone "No sir, they can't be, theyre cooked on a timer.
me "well, are they supposed to be the color of new Goodyears?
He looked at them a moment, then shrugged, went away from the window, and came back with two fresh pies. Two pies that smelled wonderful, and looked perfect! Unfortunately, after getting them home and eating the rest of my lunch...finding out that looks can be decieving, for they also tasted like apple flavored vulcanized rubber wrapped in a flaky charcoal briquette. Feh.