To which the waiter replied, "Oh, we don't wrap things to go here."
This was followed by an uncomfortable beat of silence as my friend and I were caught off guard, and then a moment later the waiter added, "...Just kidding! We do wrap things to go."
I realize this isn't the worst customer service in the world, but it was just so very strange. I'm on the autism spectrum, so sometimes I can't always tell when someone is joking (especially if it's someone I don't know), but my friend (who is not on the spectrum) couldn't tell that he was joking, either. He didn't laugh afterward, or say it in any sort of light-hearted way. He said it in a very serious tone of voice, which is why we thought he was serious. My friend said that she thinks he might've been trying to flirt with us(!), but it certainly was a pretty bad attempt if that was the case, cause he didn't come across as flirtatious at all, just...WTF and like he was purposely messing with our heads.