Chérie (lutine) wrote in bad_service,

Dominos has discovered the secret to time travel

So we ordered a pizza from the Domino's website. Only two or three minutes later, it was marked as "Out for Delivery."

We thought this was odd so we called the store to confirm. Yes, our order is out for delivery. Yes, it was made fresh to order! How long does it take to cook pizza, we asked? Oh, about eight minutes. We placed the order four minutes ago. The assistant manager doesn't understand what the issue here is.

Domino's has bent the fabric of time to get my pizza to me earlier than it is physically possible to create and cook a pizza.

If it arrives via TARDIS with a David Tennant delivering it, cool. Otherwise, I'm guessing that this pizza was probably not made "fresh to order."
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