Went to Target in an attempt to find rain boots. I was in a bit of a hurry, so instead of searching, I stopped one of the clerks and asked if they had any in stock.

"Do you SEE any boots in this department?" she asked. I stopped her in electronics, so maybe she thought I was really stupid? I corrected myself, "I mean do you sell rain boots?" and the response I got back was "Well if you don't SEE the product, we don't SELL it."

Seriously? A simple "no" would have sufficed.