Me and my friend Laura went to a bookstore after lunch. Laura has short cropped hair and likes to wear boyish clothes. She's not gay, though many people assume her to be. I'm the gayest out of the two of us...literally.
She is really shy, so she usually convinces me to ask the questions to the clerks when I'm around. I went up to the desk to ask about a book while she started at me. The girl at the desk leaned forward and said "Don't look now, but there's a d**e looking at you." If I had been anything supernatural, the sky would've turned black and blood would've started raining down. I instead said "Don't panic, but there's one standing right in front of you." Her expression would've been hilarious if I hadn't been so mad.
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