Mart of Walls BIZZARE Service

I had the most bizarre thing happen at the store today. I bought a soda and put it on my box of baby wipes at the end of the belt so that the cashier could leave it for me to drink. The next cashier over told him to be careful because it was about to fall over so he backhanded it down the belt and laughed. I did not even know how to react because it was so bizarre. I kind of death glared him. Hey, dude, do you think maybe I wanted to drink that some time soon? What happens when you shake up soda? Herp derp, asshole.
Before I even got to open my mouth to tell the kid to get me another one my genius husband twisted the cap to release the pressure and you know, flatten my soda. Husband fail.