My mother died a year and a half ago, and yes, I am aware I haven't paid you in that time for various reasons that are all mine (grief, probate mess, current problem).
However, six months ago when I contacted you, you stated all I needed to do was send you the Death Certificate and proof I am the executor. So I faxed you the Death Certificate and Small Estate Claim (all I was required to file with Probate).
I have sent this seven times now.
I WANT TO SAVE MY BLOODY HOUSE ALREADY, so please stop losing, misfiling, setting fire to my faxes so I can get the payments lowered and PAY YOU.
Trust me, you do not want this house, the renovations are not finished, the bathroom floor is sinking and my mother was a horder...it's not worth the 77,000 I owe...so just let me pay you the basted money so I don't end up living out of my car.