A friend posted this on facebook:
If you work for the public and a customer asks a direct question, is it really that hard to give a straight answer?
Me: how much are your balloons?
Lady: We are out of helium.
Me: what if I come back in a week?
Lady: I don't know if we will have helium. Call first.
Me (aggravated): okaaay... if you HAVE helium, how much are they???
Was it really that difficult of a question??