Cheerful Employee: Can you help you find something? :D
Me: No, I'm just looking, thanks though!
CE: I can help you find something for your hair! :D
M: Thanks, but no thanks.
CE: But you need a new colour, that one is so drab! :D:D:D:D How long ago did you dye it?
It's super effective.
M: It's, um, actually my natural hair colour, I'm not interested in dying it. Thanks anyway!
CE: Wait, REALLY? You haven't dyed it yet?!
She then grabs a handful of my hair with no warning. She pulled on the hair she grabbed a couple of times, when poor stupid me wasn't letting her get a close look at the hair she was trying to pull out of my skull.
M: LET GO OF MY HAIR!
CE: Okay, okay, no need to yell!
I walked out and bought the fancy hair clips somewhere else. Right now, I'm wondering if I should've asked for a manager then and there, because people grabbing at me without asking seriously freaks me out.