Cashier: Do you have a yeast infection? Uegh, gross!!
Cashier: I had this really nasty yeast infection once, I mean leaking pus and everything! Is that what you have?
Me: (I don't want to hear about your yeast infection!!)...can I please just pay, thanks?
Cashier: I should charge you more because now you have to buy it anyway! *giggles*
I paid and booked it. Do I have one of those faces that screams "talk to me about your yeast infection"?