Dear Boots lady

Oh, hi. I'm just waiting for my friends to finish paying for their lunches. No, I don't have a store card. No, I don't want one, honest. I rarely shop at Boots. No, really, I don't want one. Oh, okay, if it'll shut you up, I'll take a form for one and drop it off sometime, maybe. You want me to fill it out here and you'll take it and send it off for me and then I'll have a temporary paper "card" to use until my plastic one comes? Fine, if it'll make you go away.

You want me to "christen" my new card by buying some of the makeup at your stand? Goodbye.

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