LOP: Lady on the phone taking my order
Me: Hi, I would like a small pepper steak and cheese with onions for pick up.
LOP: Steak and cheese with onions?
Me: No, a pepper steak and cheese with onions.
LOP: ...I can't do that, if you add onions it's NOT a pepper steak!
Me: Ohhh Kayyyy. How about a steak and cheese with peppers and onions.
LOP: Large or small?
Me: Small please.
This was an older lady in a small sub shop in a gas station with a manual registers up front so it's not like it was some kid who couldn't find the right button on a fancy electronic register. On the ticket that was stapled to the bag I noticed she had started to write Pep Stk Ch then crossed it out and wrote Stk Ch Pep & Oni!