Kelly (kellyl) wrote in bad_service,
Kelly
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OMG IS THAT YOUR DAUGHTER?

Today after school, my significant other Keaton and I took my little, 6 year old cousin Helen to Wal-Mart to buy her some colouring books and crayons.

Keaton: 16 years old, Likes children, hates middle aged, grouchy cashiers.
Me: 16 years old, Very tired from shopping all day.
SC: Stupid cashier.

SC: *ringing up the colouring book and crayons*
Me: *To Helen* Since you were such a good girl today, I'm going to buy you a chocolate bar. (She was very good. Didn't make me chase her, stayed quiet and didn't mess up things in the store.)
Keaton: What kind would you like, sweetie?
*Helen picks out a chocolate bar*
SC:...*makes a disgusted face*
Keaton:...Is something wrong?
SC: Aren't you two a bit young to have children?
Me: This isn't our daughter. This is my little cousin.
SC:...Sure. You know we have a special on for Trojan Brand condoms.

I really wanted to say something...but Keaton beat me to it.

Keaton: Yeah, they also have a special on for anti-wrinkle creme. You should have a look at that, mate.

God, I love that man.
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