I'd rather push a Ford than shop at your Chevy dealer

So my sister had me run into the Chevy dealer yesterday to get two seatbelt extensions because the ones she has doesn't fit in her husband's truck. I go in and ask for them. The guy behind the counter? Asked if they were for me. The first thing that pissed me off about this was that it's none of his goddamn business who they're for. The second thing was that I'm not that big. I may be fat but jesus I don't need an extension to buckle up (no offense to my sister or anyone else who does)! I gave him my best bitchface and said, "Wow, you just went from 0 to douchebag in 2.4 seconds." He said, "Excuse me?" and I was like, "That was a very fucking rude thing to say to someone, especially a customer." He just rolled his eyes and I ended up leaving because I didn't have enough info to get the extensions.

Still, the dude was a total fuckwit. And here I was all these years supporting Chevy in the Ford vs. Chevy debates my sister and I have! D: