I was sitting in the pedicure chair and reading a magazine when the woman doing my pedicure looked up at me, pointed at my stomach, and asked, "Are you having a baby?" She laughed kind of awkwardly after I said no, and then apparently decided to dig the hole deeper and said, "You need to go on a diet!" Even later into the pedicure, after I'd gone back to reading the magazine, she points to herself and then to me and continues, "We need to exercise!"
She was trying to make it better, I know, but every time she said something she just kept making it worse. If she'd just stopped after the first question I probably wouldn't be posting this here.