Hey UPS...

Hey, I know you just started and everything, but handing my package to my neighbor because I wasn't home is a little something I like to call AGAINST THE LAW. Leave one of your notes.

Hey, customer service guy I talked to when I called your location, "He just started," is not a valid excuse for handing packages to neighbors.

I feel like I'm living in the Twilight Zone. This is unheard of down in South Florida.