While I'm here, have another one.
I was getting bikini wax a few weeks ago, and I was chattering a bit, since there's nothing worse than silence while a strange lady pours hot wax over your bits. I was complaining about being mixed race, something about the combination of pale skin and dark hair. The lady said "well, at least you're not asian," and I just kind of went quiet.
I'm not entirely sure what mix she thought I was, if not half-asian.