Rogers is greedy

In letter format, just because I'm feelin' snarky.

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Dear Rogers,

Please stop calling me about my "pre-payment plan" and leaving messages utilizing that dumb bot-woman who starts in the middle of a sentence and cuts off in mid-sentence.  I didn't know what the hell it was about, remained on hold for 35 mins, then was "gently reminded" that my visa card expires at the end of this month.  I knew this and was really put off by it.  You're assuming I won't get the card in time and you won't get your precious monies next month, aren't you?

Some would consider this conscientious.  The second and third time you called me, not so much.  You're far from broke, guys, you bought the damn Skydome and renamed if after yourselves.  Puh-leese.

Calm down, ffs.  Why are you calling me directly anyway?  A simple, one time call to visa about their renewals would do the trick.

If you call me again, I'm going to put YOU on hold for 35 mins and then give you the 800 # for Visa's customer service.  Go. To. Hell.


Regards,


Your Badgered and Miffed User of Internet