You seem to leave everyone else's trash bins standing neat and upright at the end of their driveways on garbage collection day. Why then, are mine always thrown on their sides in the middle of the driveway or on the (rather busy) road? Why do I often find garbage laying in the driveway that you failed to pick up? Do you hold a grudge because my mother reported you to the township for destroying at least two of our bins? You are not very good at your job.
PS. Please stop leering at me. Your creepy "Ho, ho, ho" was rather unsettling when I happened to be getting the mail at the same time that you were stopping at our house to collect the trash. How clever, it being so close to Christmas. However, I believe that's called harassment, of the sexual kind. I was barely 18, and you, sir, looked to be nearing 30.
Edit: I don't know why everyone is up in arms, assuming that I think 30 is "ancient" and "disgusting". I was in high school at the time. Like I said, this guy was creepy and leering, his comment was made in an inappropriate way, it had nothing to do with harboring Christmas spirit, and I looked to be about 15 at the time.