Worker: krrrrssssssssh order krrrrrrrrsh
Tess: Hi! Can I get a large nonfat iced mocha, please? *sees they only have mediums on the sign* Oops, Medium I guess.
Worker: Sure! That's a nonfat iced mocha, that's 2.99, first window!
Tess: *pulls up*
Worker: Soooo, I kinda forgot. The coffee machine is broken. That's 2.99. Are you still going to pay?
Tess: .......... No. Thanks. I'm just going to go. *starts to pull away*
Someone else in the store: JESUS CHRIST!
Worker: *turns around* I KNOW, RIGHT? *Makes a :| face at my car*
Lol. Yes. Please take my 2.99 and give me nothing in return! It's not OMG IMA DIE bad service, just, like... what did he expect??
EDIT: Lol @ the bean tag.