Wat.

So, it was boiling hot after work today, and I decided I ~needed~ an iced mocha. McDonalds is directly between my work and my apartment, so I stopped by. This is, nearly, verbatim.

Worker: krrrrssssssssh order krrrrrrrrsh

Tess: Hi! Can I get a large nonfat iced mocha, please? *sees they only have mediums on the sign* Oops, Medium I guess.

Worker: Sure! That's a nonfat iced mocha, that's 2.99, first window!

Tess: *pulls up*

Worker: Soooo, I kinda forgot. The coffee machine is broken. That's 2.99. Are you still going to pay?

Tess: .......... No. Thanks. I'm just going to go. *starts to pull away*

Someone else in the store: JESUS CHRIST!

Worker: *turns around* I KNOW, RIGHT? *Makes a :| face at my car*


Lol. Yes. Please take my 2.99 and give me nothing in return! It's not OMG IMA DIE bad service, just, like... what did he expect??

EDIT: Lol @ the bean tag.