This morning, I received a call at 7:04 AM. From JCPenney credit services, a call center for the company of JCPenney. I didn't check the phone number when I answered the phone, if I had seen it was a 1-800 number, I would have shut off the phone and not answered it. But, alas, I did not.
To make this simpler, I put the conversation in script format! And behind a cut!
Me - Me, of course!
JCP: ...well. JCPenney.
Me: -rather groggily- ...hello?
JCP: Hello! This is _____ from JCPenney Credit Card services! May I speak to _____ ______?
Me: That's me. Aren't you supposed to call me after 8, at the earliest?
JCP: It is 8:04, and I was just contacting you to let you know...
Me: No. It is 7:04. I live in Arizona, which is currently in Pacific time.
JCP: No it's not. It is 8:04. Did you realize...
Me: -cuts off again- It is definitely not 8. My phone, clock, and computer all state that it is 7.
JCP: Judging by your area code, you are in Mountain time, and therefore it is 8.
Me: -groans- Are you seriously telling me what time it is where I am? I just moved here from New Mexico, where it is indeed 8 AM. I have since changed my billing address to one that is in Pacific time, and I have not changed my cell phone number. IT IS 7 AM!
JCP: No. Its. Not.
Perhaps not the most terrible service ever, but it bugged the crap out of me. Didn't she think I knew what time it was where I lived?
Edited for dumb typo. Oops. I was up far too early this morning.