That grey thing in my back pocket is not one of your scan guns. It's my zofran pump, see the tubing running to it?
Grabbing said pump out of my back pocket and walking away with it yelling that you needed to call security while I'm trying to stop you because you're about to break my tubing? Very uncool. When I finally get you stopped and tell you to actually LOOK at it TOSSING the $3,000 pump at me? You're freaking lucky I caught it, I can't imagine Target would have been too happy about being sued for it. You're also ridiculously lucky you DIDN'T damage my line.
Telling me "hey no harm no foul, don't talk to the manager"? Yeah, he didn't look to happy, apparently ya'll are having a district manager visit, and the district manager was right there as I explained the whole thing.