I was at the Phills game, headed to the little girls room by myself. A guy in full CBP uniform, maybe 55-60, came out from an employees-only area. He was kinda blocking my way into the bathroom and he stopped, looked me up and down, TOUCHED MY FUCKING NOSE, and said, "Now why the hell would you do that?"
Uh, excuse me?
I kinda laughed, thinking he wasn't serious, and said, "Haha, yeah, you and my mother should talk, you'd get along great!" buuuuut apparently he wasn't kidding. He stared at me and said, "...your mother's seen that ugly thing?" and I just said, "Uh, yeah..." and shrugged. Guy gives me a disgusted look, rolls his eyes, and walks away.
...so am I wrong in regretting not hurling my dollar tofu dog at the back of his head?? I kinda wish he had seen the tattooed chick only wearing a bikini top sitting in front of me & my friends. I know something about me might be a little bit ~unusual~, but have some fucking class.