I stop by the convenience store where I usually buy cigarettes.
Script form:
Me- Duh.
Him- 20 something hipster man working at the cash register.
Me: May I please have a pack of Kools?
Him: *places pack in front of me but doesn't scan it* You KNOW that smoking these DOESN'T make you cool, right?
Me: *blink. waits for cigs.*
Him: *blink. waits for response."
Me: I...know?
Him: *Silently scans cigarettes, glares, and turns his back*
I dunno if he was joking or not. He said it in a very condescending way, not a lighthearted way. No smile or wink or anything.
WTF. Just gimme my stuff.
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