jameth (jameth) wrote in bad_service,
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weneverstopworking4u!!!!1111one

this is what just happened when i called verizon.

verizon: Hello andthankyouforcallingVerizonWireless wherewenever stopworkingfor you, thisisShequandahowcanIhelp you?
me: Hi, I found someone's phone.
verizon: (heavy breathing/sighing) What.
me: Yeah, I found someone's phone. I figured I should call and tell you. The number is 425-###-####
verizon: (heavy breathing/sighing) What. Area code... what?
me: 425
verizon: (Lamaze breathing) Um. (type type type) Yeah, like... um. What again?
me: 425-###-#### It looks kinda expensive. What should I do with it?
verizon: Um. (heavy breathing/sighing) What.
me: OK, well, should I just take it to a Verizon store?
verizon: What. (heavy breathing/sighing) Yes.
me: Ok, I'll do that.
verizon: Okandiwant tothankyouagain (sighing/breathing) forcallingVerizonWireless whereweneverstopworking foryouand haveaniceÄ߶¶¶§♪■■■■ NO CARRIER
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