So, when they called yesterday, I actually picked up! Immediately, they asked me a series of questions. Such as "Have you purchased your bridal gown or bridesmaids dresses yet?" (read: my wedding is in 2011!) and when I responded with this, he said "Oh well, okay then =] Could I interest you in an appointment with BRIDALCOUNSELOR to help you pick out and purchase your dresses?"
Over and over, around and around we go, until apparently he finally understands that I have not bought them yet (and am now seriously considering not purchasing them there), and that I would like him to remove me from the list of numbers to be called for this crap "survey".
So, bad_service, fun fact?
GUESS WHO MISSED A CALL TODAY?