For the past three weeks, I've been missing calls from a mysterious (804) number. They have called up to five times per day(!!) and never left a message. Being the curious person I am, I found out via internet that it is from Davids Bridal (or one of their many, many affiliates).
So, when they called yesterday, I actually picked up! Immediately, they asked me a series of questions. Such as "Have you purchased your bridal gown or bridesmaids dresses yet?" (read: my wedding is in 2011!) and when I responded with this, he said "Oh well, okay then =] Could I interest you in an appointment with BRIDALCOUNSELOR to help you pick out and purchase your dresses?"
Over and over, around and around we go, until apparently he finally understands that I have not bought them yet (and am now seriously considering not purchasing them there), and that I would like him to remove me from the list of numbers to be called for this crap "survey".