After driving around for waht felt like an eternity, we found the only place in town that wasn't fast food and/or didn't have a full service bar, Bamboo Palace. First off, all of the tables were dirty. So we sat at one close to the door and cleaned it up ourselves.
The waitress brings out our food, with no silverware. I also had to ask her for water. It takes her another 5 min to bring out the silverware. Oh did I mention we were the only people there? So we finally start to eat and oh my god it is the worst food I have ever had in my entire life. Everything tastes like it has been cooked in the used fry grease from McDonald's. The "egg roll" is about a pound of Crisco filled with . . . well I don't know what it was. The chow mien had the consistency of microwaved boogers and "prawns" were basically cocktail shrimp rolled in grease.
The waitress drops off our bill without a word about the dessert we were supposed to get. Instead of raising a fuss we just decided to get the hell out. I told my fiance that when we move at least we now have a large kitchen to make our own meals in,
EDIT: Ok, I guess I'm the only one with a problem with the lip piercing. I will be less judgmental in the future.