My friend Amanda emailed me about how she lost her phone. It's really cool that the cab driver brought her lost phone back to her when he didn't have to. What makes it a WTF is what she found in her phone. I think it's rather funny so I thought I'd share:
So Friday night was a long needed, highly anticipated, fun disaster!! Nothing like hanging with great friends and making new friends on a Friday night. I lost my cell (my blackberry aka my LIFE!!) and the cab driver returned my phone to me on Sunday morning! At first this little scruffy bearded fellow acknowledged me by informing me that I did not leave him a good enough tip. “Oh my gosh”, I thought to myself, “I am such a cheap drunk!” So I hurried around the house trying to find any cash (really- who even carries cash anymore, we’ve all seen the VISA commercials!) I found a ONE dollar bill. I felt so horrible and apologized.
Feeling incredibly embarrassed, I quickly thought I’d send him a thank you card and nice gift certificate to thank him for all of his troubles. “WOW!!” I thought, “what a great person to come all the way back over here a few days later to return this to me! Gosh, what a nice person! I am so thankful, and I must have done something really good to deserve this karma!”
Of course, you already know I was really thinking all of this over that much too! But I’ll wrap this up….So as I call T-mobile and ask them to turn my service back on- I look through my phone and I realize that (in his own words) "6'2" caramel, brown skinned, Cool Ass Jack is trying to loves to eat p*ssy…. from the back, suck on tidies (yes- that is how he spelled it) and is "freak really!"
OUTRAGGED! This nasty ass, illiterate, PERVERT was shopping for prostitutes on my blackberry! Emailing, calling, and searching the web all at the mercy of my blackberry!! Man! I don’t even want to know where this sick guys hands were or where he and my phone ended up that night! And the fkr didn’t’ even have the courtesy to erase the messages after AND then tells me I didn’t leave him a good enough tip........ ooooooooooohhhhh HELL NO!! (Damn- that felt good to say that!)
Only me, really only me!
I'm happy I got my phone back, and I took some rubbing alcohol to it. Now I just need to make sure the police don’t come looking for me thinking that I was soliciting! Lmao!!