So, my husband and I are wandering the mall. We pass a dead sea kiosk, and of course the woman calls to us. We're both very polite, and we had nowhere to be so we decide to take a look, PLUS I am entranced by her accent! She uses the thing on me that makes my fingernails super shiny and I am suitable impressed. Then, she starts telling me that my nails are filthy and that my nail polish is a disgusting color. We are obviously getting annoyed at this point, so we try to leave. One problem though- she won't let go of my arm! We both stare at her hand on my arm, and she realizes that it's NOT okay so she lets go(whew!). But as we are walking away she starts YELLING that my husband is a horrible husband and abusive because he doesn't buy me stuff. What?
The funniest part was when my husbands friend came into work a few days later with a super shiny fingernail, telling a story about how he was almost convinced to buy the dead sea stuff for his wife who is divorcing him.