September 20th, 2013

TW tales square
  • aviv_b

Small Annual Banking Suck

I have a bank safety deposit box which has an annual fee. Horrible Bank mails me a statement every year that instructs me to make my payment at the branch where my box is. I do not live near this bank anymore and it would take about an hour to go to this branch via public transportation.

Every year I call the oh so helpful customer service number for the bank and have pretty much the same conversation.

HB: Horrible Bank, how may we help you?

Me: I explain I don't live near the branch and ask where I can mail the payment.

HB: Which bank do you have your box at?

Me: The payment request does not have a branch name or address, but it is on the corner of State & Main.

HB:  Here's the number for our bank at State and Park.

Me: No, that's not the right bank.

HB: Well you can go into any of our branches and pay.

Me: I'd like to mail my payment.

HB: Where do you live, and I'll find you the nearest branch.

Me: I'm not going to any of your branches. I'd like to mail my check to your processing center.

HB: (Audible sigh....clicks on computer). You can mail the check to this address - and finally provides an address.

Hello! It's 2013, I haven't been inside a bank in at least 10 years, including the bank I actually have accounts with. I set up this box 20+ years ago, and its got a few documents that I probably will never need to access.  And yes, I would move it closer if there was anywhere near me that had tiny boxes at reasonable prices.

Every other bank seems to love auto debit/electronic transfer, but at Horrible Bank their idea of service is to waste my time running to their bank to pay a $35 annual fee that could be sent electronically or at worst snail mail.
A Adam Big Wig

Bad Hair Day

It's been way too long since I had my hair cut and colored, so I went to my usual salon this morning to get it done. They don't take appointments and if you want a certain stylist, you will have to wait until she is free, so I just always sign in and take the first stylist that's free.

I saw on FB a picture of a woman who had the hair around and above her ear cut very short, perhaps 1/2 inch. The rest was probably 4 inches long. I always like to do funky things with my hair, so I wanted my hair cut like this.

Collapse )