November 3rd, 2011

Dear USPS Carrier

Dearest USPS Carrier,
I understand that I'm on what is considered a "Rural route" (because 10 years ago this area was unincorporated...).
And I understand that you get to drive your personal vehicle, not wear a uniform and listen to loud music. But do you really have to smoke while delivering mail?? REALLY?
You see, I'm allergic to cigarette smoke. And when I open my mailbox and get a giant wush of smoke, I get sick. =(
Lame.