July 28th, 2010

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So yeah I went to this diner for a burger and fries and I want to put ketchup on them. I'm sitting there squeezing the bottle and shaking it and ain't nothing coming out and I'm like I can tell the shit is full. Wouldn't you know they put the bottle put on the table and never peeled off the foil seal underneath the cap. I'm like to the waitress yo how'm I supposed to get this here ketchup on my fries and she's like it ain't no big deal and shit.