April 2nd, 2007

hi

Ihop suck

WTF service from ihop

On Friday night me and four friends went to Ihop.  It was really busy even though it was about 11 pm.  We got seated pretty quickly and the waitress took our drink order and brought them back pretty quick.  She seemed a little flaky, but it was late.

We ordered and about twenty minutes later we were starting to wonder where our food was.  We had all ordered breakfast food and most of that stuff takes about ten minutes or under to make.  About ten minutes later we finally got out food.

Waitress: Alright, I'm going to try to remember what everyone got.  Just let me know if anything tastes funny or is wrong.

She puts everything down.  My friend gets french toast and my boyfriend gets zero pancakes with a meal with pancake in the title.  About ten minutes later he gets pancakes.  My friends eggs look like little yellow lumps.  Then we get this wtf? explanation as to why our food took so long.

Waitress:  Sorry this took so long.  See we have this thing were we put the orders and when theyre done they take them down.  Somehow your order got stuck between the wall and the stove.  I don't know how long your food was sitting under the heating lamps.  That's why I didn't know whose stuff was whose.  I don't know what they were doing to your food back there.  *groups stops eating and stares at her*  Not that I think they sabotaged your food or anything!  So if anything is wrong just tell me and I'll take it back without any charge.

Not only did we get the story of her whole life, but we also got our waitress hinting that there may be something with our food.  This was all said in the super spacey way and we were trying to figure out what was wrong with her.  When she brought our tips she just kind of stared at our table for a while and when my friend asked for a pen she gave him one, stared some more and then said "oh he must have taken my pen earlier (referring to a coworker I'm asuming?)" and then just walked away.