I placed an order with Jason's Deli and I swear to god if the food wasn't so fucking good i'd never get delivery from there again.

They tell me the wait is going to be a little longer then an hour. I'm like fine, it's peak hours, I understand.

TWO HOURS AND 45 MINUTES LATER the food shows up.

Needless to say I was PISSED.

At the chinese restaurant we went to tonight, we got a used set of silverware. How did we know? The tip for the previous waitress had been calculated on the napkin.

Luckily we both used chopsticks. It's hard to reuse disposible chopsticks on new customers after they've been snapped apart.