April 16th, 2004


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Dear National Package Service Delivery Guy:

Yes, my last name is German. Yes, I have mostly German ancestry. But that doesn't mean I speak German. (Heck, I've never even *BEEN* to Germany.) So coming in and talking in German will only result in a blank stare.

This is America, pal. Your choices to talk to me are English or Spanish. Thank you--that is all.
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I love the Government!!

I just called a place and got this message:

"Thank you for calling the City of SomeWhereInNorCal. Our office hours are 8:00 to 5:00, Monday through Friday. Please call back during that time frame for assistance. Thank you." {click}

(No beep or anything.)

Umm, it's 3:53.
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