November 24th, 2003

Ariel onna ROCK
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YO POST OFFICE DIPS**TS.

I go OUT OF MY WAY to purchase cardboard PHOTO MAILERS that say 'DO NOT BEND' on them in VERY LARGE RED LETTERS, because I am mailing out PRINTS that people have shelled out $25 APIECE FOR.

When it says DO NOT BEND, then DO NOT BEND THE F*CKING ENVELOPE YOU STUPID GODDAMN MOTHERF*CKERS BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT THEY HAVE PAID $25 FOR A BENT PIECE OF PAPER, YOU LOUSY SONS OF B**CHES.

THANK YOU.

Sincerely,

One really pissed off fuming customer.
titan

gutter cleaners

The gutter guys came today.

They were supposed to clean the gutters, the roof and get rid of all the debris from the sills, patios, bushes, etc.

What do I come home to find?

A shit ton of debris in my bushes and flowers, they blew the driveway but blew all the shit into the grass, my eaves and columns are freaking caked in dirt and shit from them
and goddamn am I ever pissed off!

All for $135. Fuckers. :(
I'm not paying them for that. They can go to hell.
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To the cunt at the Burger King drive up window...

FUCK YOU!!! It's not my fault your grizzled old ass can't get a better job. There was NO need to snip my head off when I asked about the breakfast sandwiches. A simple yes or no would have sufficed. I understand you hate your job, That's fine. I'm not too fond of mine either, but don't take it out on me. Also, a pleasant "Our order screen isn't working" would have been nice too, instead of snarking at me, "I HEAR you" when I tried repeating my order. A total cost for the food is also customary.

And incidentally, you got the order wrong anyway you stupid wrinkled cunt. It's called LISTENING. Check the battery in your welfare-paid-for hearing aid! You are lucky it was so fucking cold out or I would have went straight into the store and had a talk to your manager.

Don't get me wrong. I know how service jobs suck. I even worked at a Burger King and sometimes it is stressful, but I made the effort to be pleasant to the customers who treated me with respect. You, on the other hand, suck badly.

Fuck off and die,

Your disgruntled EX customer, T
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