a corgi-dorable girl (athenagrace) wrote in bad_service,
a corgi-dorable girl

From the mouth of a babe

Yesterday afternoon I went to a Herbal shop to find more kava kava (love the stuff). A little boy, say, 5 to 6,  is in there with his mom, and she is the one who runs the store (I'm assuming, since she asked me if she could help me, and the boy is obviously her kid.)

I'm looking, the phone rings, and the woman/mom says to her son "I'll be right back. Remember what I told you." I think she's reminding him to behave.

I'm looking, looking, and the kid is just staring at me. Not in a creepy Children of the Corn way, just a goofy kid way, but still staring.

"What's up kiddo?" I ask.

"Mommy says I have to watch you so you don't steal."

So, which is worse?
A. The woman assumes I'm going to steal
B. The woman uses her 3 ft 6 kid in a spongebob squarepants t-shirt as an anti-theft device?

EDIT: I should add that I actually thought this was funny, so I'll delete if it isn't sucky enough.
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