I'm looking, the phone rings, and the woman/mom says to her son "I'll be right back. Remember what I told you." I think she's reminding him to behave.
I'm looking, looking, and the kid is just staring at me. Not in a creepy Children of the Corn way, just a goofy kid way, but still staring.
"What's up kiddo?" I ask.
"Mommy says I have to watch you so you don't steal."
So, which is worse?
A. The woman assumes I'm going to steal
B. The woman uses her 3 ft 6 kid in a spongebob squarepants t-shirt as an anti-theft device?
EDIT: I should add that I actually thought this was funny, so I'll delete if it isn't sucky enough.